13 most stupid answers why women get into auto accidents:

1) Woman didn't want to kill that little boy, she decided to change clothes.
2)Woman did not want to hit your mail box, she decided to do her makeup or to undo her hair and spray it.
3) Woman was not just talking on the phone and driving, she was just asking the right pedal for stopping.
4) Woman could not be drinking before driving, she just had a very good date before...
5)Woman did not think about the other three cars that her man hit, she was just doing a blow job
6)Woman is driving in a smog and it is night, it is almost impossible to see anything when you are driving in these circumstances.
7) Woman with a little kid in the back and he is always disturbing the driver all the time. The woman looks every time to see what had happened and one of these times can be the last for them
8) Woman did not want to hit your car she was in a long traffic jam and finally can got out of it. She cannot say if the car is too close to hers or too far.
9) Woman is never speeding, she is late for a date.
10) Woman is not a smoker she is just nervous and was looking for a lighter and stooping to pick it up from the floor
11)Woman is not tired, she just decided to sleep for a minute before the light turns green.
12) Woman can not be inattentive she just saw something very interesting in the back of another car.
13)Women is always right on the road and that is a fact!

Drunk driver killed two people and got 15000 USD.

You know the rules... You have to be 21 if you want to have a drink. But you have to be only 16 if you want to drive.
So, if you know math ( just a bit) you should know that 16 is 5 years younger than 21.
Here is the story. Of course when the Spring Brake begins all the teenagers get out of town and try to have as much fun as possible. And of course all of them have cars and when they are talking about fun they are talking about alcohol.

So one of the Orange county became the witness of one very interesting mistake that the kids did.
It was evening and all the kids just came from one of th Pizza places of the county and decided to have a drink or two on the beach.

They waited until it was midnight, got out and went to the beach but before that they asked to buy them alcohol one of the people that they say near the store and he just bought it(!)

Just think about this, - cries the mother of one of the kids who died, - he just got into the store and bought the damn bottles!
Yes, if I only new what that man would do I would kill him myself. On that same spot.

And you know what is the most disgusting thing about that guy? That he didn't ask that's one and the second thing is that he didn't tell them that it was bad and that they cannot drive after drinking!

So here is the man in front of the judge and telling everybody that he did not mean it. That he thought that everything will be o.k.
And he is telling this after buying them Vodka?, - cries the mom.

The orange county dui attorney calls the condemnation and says that the man has to pay money to the both of the killed kids and twice more to the one who is alive, who was driving the car.

So before getting kids alcohol think twice...